Friday, August 12, 2005
LiberalLoatherLabs "Scientific" Break-through Update
Our "scientists" have been working around the clock-putting the final touches on their analysis.The head of our research department, Dr. James Schlitz, has assured us that the world-changing discovery may be announced by the end of the coming week!
" There is another angle or two we want to look at and confirm before we make our formal announcement", Dr. Schlitz reported earlier today from the LLL in the Arkansas Ozarks. "Our team is chomping at the bits to tell the world about this great discovery!"
" There is another angle or two we want to look at and confirm before we make our formal announcement", Dr. Schlitz reported earlier today from the LLL in the Arkansas Ozarks. "Our team is chomping at the bits to tell the world about this great discovery!"
